Category Archives: MONSTER MASH

The Biggest (and the Best) Loser Revealed!

IT’S JUDOON! Yes, those stroppy coppers with the canny scanners definitely got the better of the Silurians in the final round, claiming a tarnished gold, and saving their reputation with it. Bronze went to the winner of the actual final bout … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Loser – Grand Finals!

It’s here! The final round to determine BOTH the best of the losers of the original Monster Mash, and the ultimate loser – the weakest, most fan-forsaken monster in the Death Zone. Without further ado let’s go to the Aggro-Dome … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Loser – Round Four

Okay so. Only four teams remain in either the Upper or Lower field, leaving two bouts apiece to get us closer to determining simultaneously who is the better team of the losing pack, and which team is the outright plonker … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Loser – Round Three

Ookaay… to borrow the phrase that last year’s big trend made popular, it’s Business Time. All sixteen teams from Rounds One and Two have re-entered the bout and are now in two divisions. Upper division consists of the winners to date, and lower … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Loser – Round Two

Another dawn breaks over the Death Zone and as we survey the carnage of last week’s Monster Mash we see that the winners are absent. Yes, it’s progression to Round Three for the Vogans, Judoon, Macra and Krillitane, with nary … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Loser: Round One

Welcome back to the Death Zone! And what better time than the finale of another series of Doctor Who than to pick through the bones of its less-than victorious monsters? And so, patched up and assembled once more for battle, … Continue reading →

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Help is at Hand!

Mmmm. It’s a common complaint, but here at ZeusBlog Terraces we think we can provide some relief. We understand – you’re tired, scratchy, your mind is clouded and you feel like you’ve done nine rounds with a Pool Cleaning Robot. … Continue reading →

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Spuds You Like!

Ladies and gentlemen we have some winners! After rounds and rounds and bouts and bouts the victors have been determined in ZeusBlog’s inaugural Monster Mash – and it’s the Sontarans ! In far-off Cardiff a producer is probably hoo-raying quietly … Continue reading →

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Monster Mash – Grand Final.

                      So we come to it  – the last great battle of our time! Above the Great Arena, whose sands are bleached white to intensify the blood, float two teams … Continue reading →

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Monster Mash: Semi-Finals

It’s Semi-Final time! And it appears Mr Pertwee was right when he modestly claimed that his monsters were best. Three out of four semi-finalists in this round are from his Golden Era. And it would have been a clean sweep too, … Continue reading →

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