{"id":99,"date":"2007-05-01T08:28:02","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T19:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=99"},"modified":"2007-05-06T11:43:06","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T22:43:06","slug":"fast-return-march-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Fast Return &#8211; April 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/fastreturnlogo.JPG\" alt=\"Fast Return\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">THERE WILL BE BLOOD<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><br \/>\nA golden rule has been broken! There was blood! On screen! We saw it!<br \/>\nPoor Anne Reid &#8211; what with this, and <em>Hot Fuzz<\/em>, she&#8217;s kind of become<br \/>\nsynonymous with the stuff this year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">OTHER THINGS WE THOUGHT BOE&#8217;S FOUR WORDS WOULD BE<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><br \/>\n&#8220;Where are my toes?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Gherkin in a Jar&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It IS the Rani&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Love the new costume!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">CAN&#8217;T WE KEEP HER ON, SIR? SHE&#8217;S MUCH PRETTIER THAN A COMPUTER!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">These days you&#8217;d think we&#8217;d seen it all and read it all thanks to the twin colossi of Outpost Gallifrey and the BBC&#8217;s own <em>Doctor Who<\/em> site. But what&#8217;s this? Spoilers? Exclusives? Screencaps and free-to-anywhere rips of the new series trailer? No, it&#8217;s not a fan site. Well, it is actually, but not what you&#8217;d think. Step up <\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><a href=\"http:\/\/freemaagyeman.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">http:\/\/freemaagyeman.com\/<\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">&#8211; the new First Site To Visit in <em>Who <\/em>fandom!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/tsv74.jpg\" alt=\"TSV74 cover\" title=\"TSV74 cover\" align=\"left\" \/>UNHOLY CYBERCRUCIFIXION COVER BATMAN!<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">We have to ask&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">Was the TSV 74 cover especially chosen for an Easter unveiling, or what? <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\">A Mel Gibson editorial&#8217;s surely just an issue away.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"EN-US\"><strong>MISTER DAVIES &#8211; YOU&#8217;RE SPOILING US!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">It\u2019s a commonly held fanboy belief that things just aren\u2019t the same with the new series than the old. The Doctor\u2019s younger, there are fewer cliffhangers and the stories aren\u2019t made to please just us anymore (dammit!) But gor\u2019bless that Rusty Davies for not only sabotaging his newest writer\u2019s cliffhanger with a <em>Radio Times<\/em> cover, but allowing, for just a few days, some fan outrage at the supposed casting of Kylie Minogue. And he made Fairfax media look like a bunch of twonks. 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