{"id":562,"date":"2008-09-04T08:12:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T19:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=562"},"modified":"2008-09-08T13:17:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T00:17:26","slug":"fast-return-august-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=562","title":{"rendered":"Fast Return – August 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

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THAT’S NO MICROBE…\"\"<\/a><\/strong>
\nScoop.co.nz reveal their colours once more in another feature filler. Bless.<\/p>\n

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TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF TORCHWOOD?<\/strong>
\nNot so long ago was the time we were sure we’d see both Smith and Jones in the Hub for Torchwood 3 – the closing minutes of Journey’s End<\/em> seemed to confirm the rumour. But what’s this? No inclusions among the cast announcement for Children of the Damn- er , I mean Earth<\/em>? Noel Clarke declaring the Mickster has left the building?<\/a> Oh noes! What next – Freemaagyeman.com binging us down to Earth?<\/p>\n

<\/a>TORCHWOOD RADIO PLAY TO DESTROY ALL OF CREATION<\/strong>
\n\"\"<\/a>Not that we’ll be around to worry about such casting pecadillos by the time the radio play is aired. Thanks to a complete<\/em> fluke of timing and some hadron collider thing in Switzerland (picture courtesy of our graphics department), there’s a s-l-i-g-h-t chance we might not be around to hear the ending.*<\/p>\n

(*unless that is the intended ending)<\/p>\n

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LOST HARTNELL STORY FOUND!
\n<\/strong>It took a while – perhaps not as long as The Lion<\/em> to appear on our shores, but yes, The Time Meddler<\/em> is finally in NZ. In abundance! Grab your copy… well, anytime you like, really.<\/p>\n


\nTHERE IS NO CONSPIRACY! ™
\n<\/strong>Eagle-eyed (and therefore weird-looking) readers have alighted on the internetical publishing of TSV 59<\/em> <\/a>and within its entrails, the Greatest Show<\/em> fanalytical treatise A Carnival of Metaphors<\/a><\/em> writ in large (type) by a friend of this blog. But what’s this? Expurgated text? Rumours of last-minute editorial intervention? What gave? Er, to be honest he can’t remember – it was probably nothing, really! Paul<\/a>?<\/p>\n

DAVIES RUSTYPLAN SET TO MUSIC?
\n<\/a><\/strong>We think so.<\/p>\n

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PARROT APES MUTANT, VANISHES LIKE DODO, REAPPEARS LIKE COELOCANTH.<\/strong>
\nLet’s hear\u00a0 it for Leonard, the recently-recovered African Grey Parrot<\/a> – he can mimic Daleks! Wow. Very cool if it’s a big Dalek voice\u00a0like the Emperor. Dalek Caan? Not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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