{"id":475,"date":"2008-07-05T23:16:07","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T10:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2008-07-06T09:37:15","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T20:37:15","slug":"fast-return-june-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Fast Return &#8211; June 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/fastreturnbreak.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-474\" title=\"fastreturnbreak\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/fastreturnbreak.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/fastreturnbreak.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/fastreturnbreak-300x104.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>July already? That&#8217;s crazy talk. Here at <em>ZeusBlog<\/em> Terraces the passage of time and the changes it brings are not unknown to us. Jono has left the building, series 4 and <em>Torchwood: The Puberty Year<\/em> are mere days away &#8216;free for the first time&#8217; as TVNZ is fond of saying\u00a0(whatever that means), and things just tick along. We marked them, as usual, so you could reads them later. And so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TOOTHGATE!<br \/>\n<\/strong>Wash ever sho much made about the shtate of a Who alumnush&#8217; teeth than in the return of the Piper? Well, some of us recall vague comments from US fans about the number of fillings young Davison showed during <em>Caves of Androzani<\/em>, but we can&#8217;t all have dental plans and a\u00a0bewildering electoral system. And surely those gags about British teeth are as old as&#8230; well, the JN-T Era at least?<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of products of the Davison years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;HELLO DAD!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digitalspy.co.uk\/showbiz\/a97311\/tennant-dates-doctor-who-daughter.html\" target=\"_blank\">this might be true or it might not be true<\/a>. We&#8217;ll leave the serious factfinding to the celebrity bloggers (that&#8217;s people who blog about celebrities, not, y&#8217;know..) on Stuff and t&#8217;Herald and the like. Regardless, is it us or does it make <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/doctorwho\/gallery\/s3_cingallery\/800\/12.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">this picture<\/a> seem all the more &#8211; awkward?<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNCOVERED!<br \/>\n<\/strong>Al tells this story best:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\">&#8220;A certain Wellington-based designer and frequenter of this Blog was elated to find himself in the position to create a <em>Doctor Who<\/em> cover for a national publication.\u00a0 Not <em>TSV<\/em>, but the <em>Dominion Post&#8217;s TV Week<\/em> supplement &#8211; the front of which has proudly displayed <em>Who<\/em>&#8216;s NZ premiers for the last three years in a row.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\">So, having beaten off more senior designers for the privilege, he awaited the inevitable Dave and Kylie pic with eager anticipation.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\">But when the file arrived it was revealed instead to be a shot from local &#8216;comedy drama&#8217; <em><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Burying Brian<\/span><\/em> starring Shane Cortese! <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000080; font-family: Arial;\">So rather than creating the best <em>TV Week Who<\/em> cover ever, he&#8217;s now jinxed the programme&#8217;s perfect cover rate.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\"><strong>TRAILERPARK<br \/>\n<\/strong>The Doctor! Donna! Her from <em>Call-Girl<\/em>! Captain Jack! Harriet Jones! Martha Jones!\u00a0Gwento Jones! Dempsey! Those kids and the Briscoes Lady!\u00a0More drum beats than a Cadbury&#8217;s dairy milk ad! Trailers, eh? Back in the days of paper fandom it was said that whole comic routines from <em>Red Dwarf<\/em> could be constructed out of the dozens of slogan t-shitrs that were merchandised off the programme. We&#8217;re not there yet, but what <em>Who<\/em> fandom does have made for them, as well as by them is&#8230; trailers! Everywhere! Well, obiously not so &#8216;everywhere&#8217; if you happento live outside the UK and can&#8217;t access those parts of the official site, but you can find them easily enough, and more, on the Tube of You. Official trailers, spoof trailers, fan-trailers (some with the unmistakable features of the late Michael Wisher wheeling menacingly through Dalek corridors, bless &#8217;em). At this rate, and if you can take a little Emo soundtrack-adding, play your cards right and you might never need to watch a complete episode off the telly again.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\"><strong>3-D RHUMBA<br \/>\n<\/strong>But fandom isn&#8217;t always a happy little town as\u00a0some- say, a fan animator, will tell you. Fresh from the <em>Guardian<\/em>&#8216;s well-intended and quite interesting look-in on the world of lost episode restoration post-<em>Invasion<\/em> there&#8217;s&#8230; well, a lot of bitching really. Put to footage of some of the said attempts at resurrecting <em>Power<\/em> and <em>Evil of the Daleks<\/em> with dayglo TARDIS crewmembers seemingly bumping and grinding their way through classic <em>Who<\/em> dialogue. The fact that the <em>Guardian<\/em> obviously haven&#8217;t been able to use the original broadcast audio and have instead opted for a musical soundtrack doesn&#8217;t help. Oh, but well done guys. Keep it up!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dsGzSz0KyNI\" target=\"_blank\">OBLIGATORY VIDEO<br \/>\n<\/a><\/strong>So he saw the Housemartins before they split up, did he? Does that mean that- gasp &#8211; the Doctor created Fatboy Slim?!<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>AND FINALLY &#8211; THE MEDALS TABLE UPDATED FOR THE FINALE:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Bloody newcomers! Don&#8217;t ask us to explain it, it&#8217;s complicated.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/buttonboard21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-477\" title=\"buttonboard21\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/buttonboard21-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/buttonboard2.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>July already? That&#8217;s crazy talk. Here at ZeusBlog Terraces the passage of time and the changes it brings are not unknown to us. 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