{"id":419,"date":"2008-05-14T10:27:28","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T21:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=419"},"modified":"2008-05-14T10:27:28","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T21:27:28","slug":"fast-return-april-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Fast Return &#8211; April 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/fastreturnnewlogo.GIF\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/fastreturnsnow.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/fastreturnsnow1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-427\" title=\"fastreturnsnow1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/fastreturnsnow1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/fastreturnsnow1.jpg 398w, https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/fastreturnsnow1-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>PARTNERS IN CRIME<br \/>\n<\/strong>Cribbens! Tate! <em>That<\/em> cameo! RTD finally beating the press to a spoiler!! Surely the best season opener yet?<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUMPING THE MERCHANDISE GUN FOR FAT PROFITS<br \/>\n<\/strong>Before we all plumped for Adiposemania (we did. That as the idea, wasn&#8217;t it?) There was ample evidence to show the spirit of cottage industries and free enterprise unshackled by copyright issues so prevalent on the World Wide Web these days. Back in those heady early March moments you could have had one of Miss Foster&#8217;s finest fashioned (or sort of fashioned) in crochet, modelling clay or &#8211; what looked like plasticine&#8230; and it could be yours! Or go to the highest bidder.\u00a0\u00a0Hang on&#8230; they seem to have all gone. I wonder where?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A VIDEO GAME AT LAST!<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8230;and it&#8217;s based on\u00a0the highly popular Top Trumps\u00a0card game. Oh yes. \u00a0Er, why?<br \/>\nHardly a thrill a minute, surely?<\/p>\n<p><strong>DRINKEL&#8217;S WINKLE<\/strong><br \/>\nOh so you didn&#8217;t want to see more of a <em>Timelash<\/em> cast (ahem) member than you&#8217;d bargained for? Then why did you buy <em>Zygon<\/em> then &#8211; silly boy?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>FOUR TO DOOMSDAY OUT SOON?<br \/>\n<\/strong>Now, it is true that we know so little about telebiogenesis, but this tid-bit of gossip has us interested. Especially when you consider the potential &#8211; Davison&#8217;s lowest rung combined with the promise of a Davison\/Sutton\/Waterhouse\/Fielding commentary. Just turn the picture down and the sound up &#8211; brilliant!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OUTPOST GALLIFREY&#8217;S SONTARAN STRATAGEM<br \/>\n<\/strong>Is it us, or does this caption just make the photo seem<br \/>\neven more like another one of those &#8216;Who F*rted&#8217; pictures?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/whofarted.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-426\" style=\"vertical-align: middle;\" title=\"whofarted\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/whofarted.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/whofarted.jpg 307w, https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/whofarted-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 307px) 100vw, 307px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE FACE OF GE<br \/>\n<\/strong>According to scoop.co.nz<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/secscoop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-423\" title=\"secscoop\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/secscoop.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"119\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>and (hopefully) finally&#8230;<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nzGew2Xx6ps\"><strong>TORCHWOOD GETS ROLLED<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nIt had to happen sooner or later. Poor Tosh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PARTNERS IN CRIME Cribbens! Tate! That cameo! RTD finally beating the press to a spoiler!! Surely the best season opener yet? JUMPING THE MERCHANDISE GUN FOR FAT PROFITS Before we all plumped for Adiposemania (we did. 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