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YOU HEARD IT HERE SECOND TROWBRIDGE CHRISTIAN SELLS WHO COLLECTION<\/strong><\/a> \u00a0 DWM UPDATES KYLIE’S ACTIVITIES “I CAN’T MAKE THEM LAAFF!!” SALE AT THE WAREHOUSE! ALTERNATIVE MONSTER DESIGNS<\/strong>\u00a0 AND FINALLY…<\/strong><\/p>\n IS THIS THE BEST NON-DW CONFIDENTIAL MONTAGE EVER? YOU HEARD IT HERE SECOND For the love of dog will someone\u00a0explain why people re-post general series news on the NZDWFC Message Board? Seriously guys – do you think we don’t read any other pages on the Internet? Is the … Continue reading
\n<\/strong>For the love of dog will someone\u00a0explain why people re-post general series news on the NZDWFC Message Board? Seriously guys – do you think we don’t read any other pages on the Internet? Is the Doctor Who News Page a foreign country to us all? What do you think you’re adding – local insight? Stop! Now! Arrgh!<\/p>\n
\nEh? He’s going to sell<\/u> his collection of Doctor Who memorabilia including the TARDIS, Cyberman and K9 he meticulously spent several years building from scratch? Tch – back in the old days any self-respecting born-again would have consigned the lot to the incinerator in the back yard. Go on, mate – burn those rare 1960s annuals! Burn them!
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ZYGON<\/em> FINALLY RELEASED
\n<\/strong>In development hell for three years, BBV has finally unleashed its long-awaited spin-off ripe for a new family market boosted by the original series’ return. Well, in this case ‘Family’ means dads and adolescent lads, but what’s a little full-frontal nudity good for if not advancing the plot, eh? What’s that you say – publicity? Not for\u00a0us to say, guv…<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Actually for a change it hasn’t! Which is good now that April’s nearly among us (at least someone doesn’t still think it’s Christmas). So now we’re onto another riveting full-page update on events so closely aligned to the series –\u00a0Stacy and\u00a0Bradley from Eastenders<\/em>.
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\n<\/strong>Are you sure about that mate? Fans of Torchwood<\/em> who loved the carnival action of Out of the Rain<\/em> but yearn still for some more past-life detail on Captain Jack could do worse than check out this feature<\/a>\u00a0including ‘evidence’ of one of John Barrowman’s own past lives, courtesy of the great Charlie Brooker. Scary. [May not be safe for work]<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>You might have missed this. If you didn’t don’t worry – there are still plenty of Toby and Grandma Noface dolls for anyone wishing to front up with the recently adjusted monies ($19 again if you’re interested).<\/p>\n
\nEver since someone stuck an alligator in a shell-suit and called it an Ice Warrior we’ve all been entranced by alternative designs for DW<\/em> monsters. Niklas Jansson from Itch Studios had a go at this last year, concentrating on some of the more innovative original designs of the 60s monsters. You can find them here<\/a>. Nice Cyberman!<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Well, if we’re talking a brilliant mash-up between Benny Hill, Eminem and the whole damned series so far, then… yes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"