{"id":346,"date":"2008-03-12T21:01:34","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T08:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2008-03-12T22:08:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T09:08:10","slug":"monster-mash-round-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"Monster Mash: Round Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/monstermashlogo.JPG\" alt=\"monstermashlogo.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re back in the Death Zone of Gallifrey, where the grimmest and greatest of televisual <em>Doctor Who<\/em> monsters are slugging it out for the coveted tiara of infamy &#8211; first prize in our inaugural Monster Mash! True to the original Death Zone the Daleks and Cybermen will not be making an appearance because a) they&#8217;re &#8216;too good&#8217; at the game and b) that rivalry has already been played out and not everyone was happy. We couldn&#8217;t allow a rematch &#8211; there&#8217;s simply too much at stake!<\/p>\n<p>But first: <strong>Round One Results<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>The battles were hard fought &#8211; one was a weird struggle between crustaceans and creepers, another looked like a squad of Vogans beating themselves up. They fought on the causeway, in the air, and in the ice caves; but in the end only one team of each location could be the winner.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately two bouts were so close they ended in a tie, so we had to go to our impartial touch judge, the glamorous <strong>Jonovoratrelundar<\/strong> to give us the casting vote. And the winners are:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ice Warriors, Sycorax, Refusians, Tractators, Menoptra, Rutans, Krynoids<\/strong> and<strong> Draconians.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Each team will return in Round Three, to face a new enemy apiece. And so the game continues after the fold&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So then, the combatants for Round Two are as follows&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/mutt.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"151\" width=\"147\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/verv.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"153\" width=\"153\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Location: The Slate Quarry<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Mutts<\/strong> versus <strong>Vervoids<br \/>\n<\/strong>The Mutts have chitinous armour, pincers for Africa and no central nervous system;  the Vervoids breathe toxic marsh gas and carry virulent spines in their leafy hands.<br \/>\nInitiative goes to: <strong>The Vervoids<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/sont.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"134\" width=\"162\" \/>Location: The Rocklands<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/kril.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"139\" width=\"157\" \/>Teams: <strong>Sontarans<\/strong> versus <strong>Krillitane<br \/>\n<\/strong>Can the Sontarans&#8217; low centre of gravity, strength and superior firepower prevail against the ferocious winged enemy &#8211; or will the Krillitane find their weak spot?<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>Initiative goes to: <strong>Krillitane<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/teril1.JPG\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"146\" width=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/cheet1.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"131\" width=\"151\" \/>Location: The Savannah<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Terileptils<\/strong> vs <strong>Cheetah People<\/strong><br \/>\nMiners and hunters, both equipped with hunting blades. Resourceful, remorseless. Cold blooded spacefaring reptiles versus the only team to bring horses to a knife fight.<br \/>\nInitiative goes to: <strong>The Terileptils.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/tocla.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"138\" width=\"143\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/krot\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/krot.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"145\" width=\"155\" \/> Location: The Mirror City<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Toclafane<\/strong> versus <strong>Krotons<br \/>\n<\/strong> Insane killing machines in force-fields  versus intelligence-devouring armour-encased crystalline aliens with serious firepower. Initiative goes to: <strong>Toclafane<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/zygo.JPG\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"143\" width=\"162\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/sead2.JPG\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"132\" width=\"157\" \/>Location: The Inland Sea<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Sea Devils<\/strong> versus <strong>Zygons<br \/>\n<\/strong>It&#8217;s an underwater combat round! Both teams have a wildcard to draw in a bio-engineered leviathan &#8211; but will it be enough to turn the tide? The Zygons have the advantage on land, but the Deep <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/myrk.JPG\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"147\" width=\"159\" \/>belongs to the Sea Devils and their pet.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/skar.JPG\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"145\" width=\"140\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Sea Devils&#8217; <strong>Myrka<\/strong> can conduct electricity and withstand great pressure, but it all at sea on land. The Zygons&#8217; <strong>Skarasen<\/strong> is faster, larger, and caries a nastier bite.<br \/>\nInitiative goes to: <strong>The Zygons<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/ogro.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"141\" width=\"142\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/prim.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"147\" width=\"147\" \/>Location: The Wasteland<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Primords<\/strong> versus <strong>Ogrons<br \/>\n<\/strong>It&#8217;s the cage fight to end them all! Alternative man descendants with superhuman strength, a burning touch and madness versus Darwin&#8217;s worst nightmare: a monkey with a gun!<br \/>\nInitiative goes to: <strong>The Ogrons<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/haem1.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"146\" width=\"144\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/racno1.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"161\" width=\"137\" \/>Location: The Graveyard<br \/>\nTeams: <strong>Haemovores<\/strong> versus <strong>The Racnoss<br \/>\n<\/strong>Vampires against Spiders! The Haemovores can only be repelled by &#8216;faith&#8217;, are immune to bullets but not the usual vampiric antidotes; the Racnoss have sharpened legs and can spin giant webs. Initiative goes to: <strong>The Haemovores<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/axon.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"143\" width=\"138\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/slit.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"134\" width=\"161\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Location: The Power Complex<br \/>\nCombatants: <strong>Axons<\/strong> versus <strong>Slitheen<br \/>\n<\/strong>Power-hungry cuckoos face off! In their natural form the Axons are virtually unstoppable and feature plasmic tendrils, while the speedy Slitheen have smarts and giant claws. Initative goes to: <strong>The Slitheen<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Let the voting commence!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re back in the Death Zone of Gallifrey, where the grimmest and greatest of televisual Doctor Who monsters are slugging it out for the coveted tiara of infamy &#8211; first prize in our inaugural Monster Mash! 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