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Aaand welcome to a new month’s worth of Fast Return – September-flavoured!<\/font><\/p>\n It’s been what they call a ‘slow news month’ out there in the Interior, but we’re doing our best to see that all the news that’s fit to burst for the past month gets\u2026 er, burst. On the other hand your regular Fast Returners won’t be around after mid-next week to post this, so this is what you get! No more news from here until October everyone…<\/font><\/p>\n OH – AND THERE ARE POTENTIAL SPOILERS IN THE FOLLOWING TEXT…<\/strong><\/p>\n A WEB<\/em> OF MAYHEM AND INTRIGUE<\/font><\/strong> Anyway, there’s got to be nothing more forlorn than a news site that doesn’t ‘do’ news, so in order to inject some purpose to the whole affair and give those plump net-potato fingers a bit of a workout, why not go here<\/a> instead… <\/font><\/p>\n THIS MONTH’S NEW SERIES SCOOP!<\/a> MEANWHILE, TSV DEVELOPMENTS CONTINUE APACE…<\/a><\/font><\/strong> FOR THOSE NOT ABOUT TO START WATCHING LOCAL SOAPS – WE SALUTE YOU! Ilona Rogers<\/font> PAST TART TO BLAST FARTS SIN IS IN<\/font><\/strong> SHOPPING LIST MAKES HEADLINES<\/font><\/strong> Aaand welcome to a new month’s worth of Fast Return – September-flavoured! It’s been what they call a ‘slow news month’ out there in the Interior, but we’re doing our best to see that all the news that’s fit to … Continue reading
\nSo what the Hepesh was that all about? DW Online <\/a>‘report’ that they’ve [allegedly] heard “rumours” of a new missing episode find and that it [allegedly] might be something from The Web of Fear<\/em>. Cue fanboy frothing and not a lot of ‘squee’-ing because we had more self-control back in 1968. Anyway, end of the month, no discoveries of the episodes (but check out that careful wording DWO<\/em> used – it’s only their job to report<\/strong> rumour, not investigate it. How very modern media!), more than a few angry fans and in all likelihood a\u00a0very healthy hit-rate for DWO<\/em>! Not that we’re suggesting anything or anything.<\/font><\/p>\n
\n<\/font><\/strong>Has anyone informed OG yet?<\/font><\/p>\n
\nAll quiet in Hamilton you say?<\/font><\/p>\n
\n<\/font><\/strong>But in case last month’s mention of Adam Rickit was just too too ‘niche’ for you genre-afficionados, here’s a list of some properly DW<\/em>-connected actors who have also appearaed in New Zealand soap operas.<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBruce Purchase<\/font>
\nAlan Dale <\/font>
\n[that’s enough pushing old non-news items -Ed.]<\/font><\/p>\n
\n<\/font><\/strong>Kudos to Gareth Roberts for putting the Slitheen in a programme where they’re a hundred per cent guaranteed to find their target audience – the<\/font> Sarah Jane Adventures<\/font><\/em>. Kids love ’em, adults\u2026 not so much. Seriously – good move. Could you imagine the<\/font> Torchwood<\/font><\/em> team coming up against them? Say, in a follow up to<\/font> Combat<\/font><\/em>?<\/font><\/p>\n
\nCool! Just when the cost of living increases yet again and crude oil prices send the plastics industry into conniptions, here’s a new range of DW<\/em> miniatures ready for the fan market. Although it was nice and unexpected to hear that the ‘half’ new figure actually was a scaled-down figure after all. And it’s Mister Sin! Bless.<\/font><\/p>\n
\nWith their purported love of ‘shopping list production’ it’s somehow inevtiable that Rusty Davies and Gaz Russell should find a mutual playground in<\/font> Torchwood.<\/font><\/em> How intriguing for fan speculators to read in the pages of SFX an actual list of Series 4 ‘ingredients’ for a forthcoming publication<\/a> – a sort of Tenth Doctor’s Dictionary, if you will – only actually completed this time and done by a publisher. Ahem. Said ingredients make for an interesting cake: Enid Blyton (we suspect Gary’s hand in that inclusion unless he’s planning a return to acting), bannakaffalatta (banana coffee perhaps?), Sensorites (ignore it, it’s probably a<\/font> Gloss<\/font><\/em> reference). The acronym for Gareth Roberts’ story is apparently TUAWT, although it might be one of RTD’s naughty anagrams for all we know. Truth be told, we love this guessing game stuff – so much better than ‘Stay Tuned’!
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\nAND FINALLY… some music
\n<\/strong>Dean Gray’s Doctor Who on Holiday<\/a> (courtesy of YouTube). <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"