{"id":194,"date":"2007-08-19T10:12:01","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T21:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2007-08-20T07:56:22","modified_gmt":"2007-08-19T18:56:22","slug":"fast-return-armageddiconafanalooza-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Fast Return – Armageddiconafanalooza Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

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WE’RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S 1987!
\n<\/strong>Truly, we are living in a Golden Age. A Doctor Who\u00a0is touring the country with Gandalf and has made the time to stop by and see us. And TSV<\/em> enters its third decade. It’s all here in our special bumber-sized bijou edition of Fast Return<\/em>…<\/p>\n

ORCINI’S CAREER SAVED BY ZEUS BLOG!
\n<\/strong>You read it here<\/a> first, folks.\u00a0 And then you probably read it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AND A WEEK OR SO AGO TODAY!
\n<\/strong>July 1987. Where were you? Were you even born yet? On this month in history future-TARDIS anagram Kylie Minogue<\/a> put her singing career into motion with, er, ‘The Loco-motion’<\/a>. The world’s population turned five billion. TSV<\/em>‘s readership was two. It all began there though. How did you<\/strong> mark the event? A moment’s silence? Hugging the nearest Xerox machine? Thinking of Ken Dodd’s casting in Delta and the Bannermen<\/em> and clenching your fists? We camped out at the Auckland University Library to find the original photocopier that made the dream a reality, but it’s been sent to that service depot in the sky, the original photocopier bay refitted to include computer terminals. Our balloons may have shrunk, the Miami wine cooler\u00a0gone flat and the Cheezels gone stale, but the dream lives on. Happy birthday TSV<\/em>!<\/p>\n

THE HISTORY OF\u00a0TSV REVISED!
\n<\/strong>It was tantalisingly promised<\/a> on the Armageddon website, then cruelly corrected – revised, even. So in order that a few fans are traumatised as possible by this loss, here’s what our research boffins came up with:<\/p>\n