{"id":1796,"date":"2011-03-06T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T21:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=1796"},"modified":"2011-03-06T09:02:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-05T21:02:48","slug":"49-ways-to-kill-a-dalek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=1796","title":{"rendered":"49 Ways to Kill a Dalek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1797\" title=\"dalekdeath\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/dalekdeath.jpg\" alt=\"dalekdeath\" width=\"224\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/dalekdeath.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/dalekdeath-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re bothered by Skarosian menaces and\/or have little better to do on a grubby, wet Sunday morning, then you could do worse than seek help online. The history of Dalek destruction is long and noble, and everyone has a favourite from the classic and new series (baseball bat- no, Rock and Roll!- no, Milk Float!!) But, you ask, is there not a place listing some of the most effective means of Dal despatch, not to mention some of the most up-to-date and original? Reader, I&#8217;m happy to say, yes there is. Presenting \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/d\/feature-articles\/dalek-dr-who.php?page=1\" target=\"_blank\">Something Awful&#8217;s 49 Ways to Kill a Dalek<\/a>, accompanied by some of the most horrific fan art (actually I&#8217;m still hoping it&#8217;s faked) you ever might see. We had some scary things in Eighties fandom, but we never had a Furry Matt Smith. But I digress, and re-present to you SA&#8217;s list. My favourite? The distinctly non-lethal number 48.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re bothered by Skarosian menaces and\/or have little better to do on a grubby, wet Sunday morning, then you could do worse than seek help online. The history of Dalek destruction is long and noble, and everyone has a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/?p=1796\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-links-effect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1796"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1802,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions\/1802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeusblog.tetrap.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}