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\n[Just imagine we’re a little closer to April and a little farther away from June… ahh, better!]<\/p>\n
\nHE WON’T BE HAPPY UNTIL HE GETS IT!<\/strong> \nWHO WON THE WAR ANYWAY?<\/strong> \nIAN LEVINE VERSUS COMMON SENSE \nMIND YOU \u00a0
\nWith the Second Coming of the Norton having materialised last month we know, deep down in our hearts, that a third manifestation must not take place. Rather, like the prophetic envelopes given to Pope Pius by the child witnesses of Our Lady of Fatima in 1912 (I’ve overstretched this simile, haven’t I?), the final revelation is a horror that needs be resealed, lest the world itself end upon the unveiling alone. Or something. Or maybe not? Look, he’s done it twice now and since then has expressed a devout wish to be in the programme – has it occurred to anyone that the best way to head these horrors off right now and for all time is just to throw caution and reason to the elements and give the man what he wants?<\/p>\n
\nMiniature modellers really are quite ingenious people, even for their size (ha haaa!). No, really. With Victory of the Daleks having dashed the collectibles market for old school styled Daleks, or at least while the tin-pot terrors have been reinvented, you’d think there’d be not a lot of use for the old, slightly more affordable and sadly out-of-production Micro-Universe Daleks. But no! Because the chaps over on Lead Adventure Forum<\/a>\u00a0 have come up with a terrific and fitting conversion<\/a> on the aforementioned plastic figures. Months before Character Options probably eventually think of it too, I’d say. Droool! <\/a>
\nCGIDW<\/strong>
\nSpeaking of games, isn’t it great that we’ve finally got The Adventure Game,<\/em> a spin-off in-series and interactive computer game featuring a current Doctor and companion and even the Daleks? They really didn’t need to go all out and make it ‘canon’ – we fans are supposed to be the ones anxious about that stuff and besides, the last time the Beeb tried to call something ‘canon’ it had the name Dimensions in Time<\/em>, but the design is great and the dedication and fidelity to a weaponless Doctor is admirable. How long before other Time Lords get thrown into the mix, we wonder?<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Have you been over to the Galleybase ‘Frontios’ forum for present and future DVD releases? Scary. Oh yes, we’ve got a new Cyberman box-set coming out with Revenge<\/em> and Silver Nemesis<\/em> in but wait! It’s not the old VHS Special Edition Nemesis<\/em> and doesn\u2019t have the hokey US doco on it! The Restoration Team’s eventual (and pained) explanation tying in the issues of rights, budgets and (fittingly) the memory cheating over the actual quality of the cuts in the old VHS SE sound pretty reasonable by day. But not to a certain elder statesfan and apologists who’d also like all of Mind of Evil<\/em> coloured now now\u00a0NOW too please. It’s ugly. Forum threads opening, being closed again, then invading other threads like some young fan asking about animations. Action being threatened\u2026 it’s enough to make you take to your TV set with a hammer, surely?<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>We’re still a bit peeved the TVMovie<\/em> update isn’t all that either, what with those extra scenes and alternative opening being overlooked. Where’s that hammer?
\nAND FINALLY\u2026<\/strong>
\nAnd also on the subject of revivals, reinventions, restorations and reimaginings, here’s the latest recolourisation from the really rather talented Babelcolour. It’s The Invasion<\/em> as never filmed – in colour!<\/p>\n