Matt Smith is the New Doctor. Who?



1. This is obviously a mistake, JOHN Smith is the Doctor.

2. Hang on, I mean Percy Kent Smith.

3. G****a M****t should feel a whole lot better about this one.

4. Now it’s Zeus Blog cub reporter Jono‘s turn to be older than the new Doctor.

5. Twelfth Doctor to be actually thirteen.

7 Responses to “Matt Smith is the New Doctor. Who?”

  1. the_other_dave Says:

    6, Oh look, they even regenerated Paul McGann’s wig… or is it just on backwards?

  2. Al Says:

    7.”This is supposed to be the Doctor from Gallifrey, not Matt bloody Smith from Croydon!”

    8. Ah well, maybe he’ll have grown up by the time they start filming?

    9. On the other hand, wasn’t Davison only 3 years older when he took over?

  3. Peter A Says:

    Good call, Al. I was going to say ‘By the time he assumes the role, he’ll also be able to drive himself to work”. But I’ll settle for:

    10. Now we’ll never know who bloody wrote ‘The Impossible Planet’.

  4. jpreddle Says:

    I’m immediately reminded of that great bit in The Five Doctors, when the first Doctor says ‘What are all you young people doing in my TARDIS?”

  5. Thad Ritchards Says:

    Having seen the Confidential I have to admit… I wanting to see what he does before bitching!

  6. Peter A Says:

    Nooo! Snide sideline quips are all we disenfranchised older fans have – don’t take away our birthright! Especially when it comes to the new young Doctor Jazzhands.

    I haven’t had this much puerile fun since hearing the Rebel Sports New Year’s sale telly ad with its shouty and repeated (and probably innocent) repetition of the phrase ‘Puma pants’.

  7. Foo Says:

    Puma pants! Damn, I’m missing ALL the fun being over here in the UK.

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