CRYSTAL BALL – Series 3

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Another series, another chance to take a guess at what we think will happen in Series 3. 13 episodes = 13 theories:

  1. The Judoon will be the big surprise repeat monster of the last episode!
  2. To everyone’s shock, there will be a commentary with RTD involved in which he won’t say “Hoo-ray!”
  3. There WILL be a multi-Doctor story at the end of this season.
  4. The season cliffhanger will be companion-centred. Think an abducted Martha (allowing a bridging Martha-less yuletide romp on ice).
  5. Gallifrey will somehow be ret-conned back into existence.
  6. A well publicised spoiler will actually be a massive misdirection up a garden path (we wish)
  7. Captain Jack will return the happy-go-lucky character he left as, with no mention made of the dark and moody Torchwood version (or stopwatches please).
  8. Exodus Ark. Feel free to infer from that what you will…
  9. The series and spinoffs will encounter a backlash or scandal in the UK.
  10. Torchwood, SJS and K9 Adventures will all get name checked during Series 3.
  11. Despite a thousand rumours to the contrary, there won’t be an appearance by The Rani.
  12. Gridlock and 42 will generally be seen as the weakest episodes of the season.
  13. Two Christmas specials with mentions of Mars in them? In a row? You don’t fool us, Russell – Ice Warriors in December 07!

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5 Responses to “CRYSTAL BALL – Series 3”

  1. Peter A Says:

    Jono, that’s an enormous picture there! Threw the sidebar right out, and surely only Jamas or Ald can come to our rescue.

    Can I be the one in the middle, please? She’s by far the prettiest.

  2. Alden Says:

    “Despite a thousand rumours to the contrary, there won’t be an appearance by The Rani.”

    I heard that they tried, but Dawn French was just too busy on other series… :)

  3. the_other_dave Says:

    D’oh,
    Forgot to add one – the Tardis’ indigestion (Impossible Planet, Christmas Invasion) is in fact a bout of morning sickness :)

  4. Thad Ritchards Says:

    Another one we could add is: Rose will be mentioned in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!

  5. Peter A Says:

    Hmmm… it’s probably too soon to call, but is it looking goood for Gridlock or not, given the cheesymite reaction to Daleks in Manhatten?

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