October 2007
WHERE’S JONO?
Er, we’re not sure. Didn’t your holiday end a month ago, matey?
(Thanks, incidentally, to Jamas who did report for duty)
TSV 75
Talk about turning up late to your own party…
FANDOM IN NEED
We were told the Master would never come back. It happened. We were told that Kylie was just press speculation. It happened. Now the last ‘it’ll never happen’ statement has been ripped up with the news that we get our first multi-Doctor story! Now if only they’d got back Mary Tamm and Lalla Ward, we could have made all Aarronn’s fanboy dreams come true all at once.
SJS SOS
We’ve managed to catch the first episode – usually we’re champions for any new Who, rallying against the fandom screeches of dismay… but we’ve gotta join you lads. it’s pretty bad… especially as kids tv!
“WANTED – VHS COPY OF INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS”
WTF? Are you mad, Jonathan Lawson? You want to show it to a child? A CHILD??? May we suggest Barney instead. It’s much less likely to cause permanent damage, and the dinosaur effects are much more convincing.
[Spoiler warning...ON!]
OLD MONSTER RETURNS TO NEW SERIES
Well, the neck’s all wrong, the ears need work and they’d better get the voice right this time, but it looks like the rumours are true – look out, Doctor and Martha! Also pictured, a Sontaran.
and finally…
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
November 13th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Where’s Jono? Erm… didn’t he write most of these?
November 13th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
>OLD MONSTER RETURNS TO NEW SERIES
>Well, the neck’s all wrong, the ears need work and they’d better get the >voice right this time, but it looks like the rumours are true – look out, Doctor >and Martha! Also pictured, a Sontaran.
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve read….
Jon
November 13th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Was the Doctor sporting a crew cut so long he forget where he left his comb? I’m tempted to mail one to Mr Tennant…
TSV’s out on the 18th, isn’t it?
November 13th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Where’s Jono? You’re crazy Marge – get off the road. Why would someone write a blog post asking where they were?
November 15th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Now that is funny. My humour must be inhibited a little when i read this a few days ago. I blame work.